Threads like this make me laugh.
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1648768
This is some seriously funny stuff!
In this scenario, we’ve got a bunch of guys talking about how lifting weights, specific to the machine or equipment used, will cause you to look like either a strongman, powerlifter, bodybuilder, weightlifter. And that certain exercises are useless, and that strength isn’t the point in bodybuilding. True….but why be weak when you can be strong?
Do they seriously think, that one of them are going to end up looking SPECIFICALLY like a particular “athlete”? No seriously, train hard, be consistent, always overload, you’re bound to end up with a physique worth respecting.
A. MMA fighter?
B. Powerlifter with diet done right
C. Bodybuilder
Btw, women generally like only option A, MMA fighter. Guys that look like the other two are deemed too big for most women.
Which brings me to an interesting point. Women, are generally interested certain parts of a man.
– Facial features
- Symmetry
- V-shaped torso
- Genitals
- Height and posture
- Hairiness (less hair, better)
Now in terms of facial features…..well, you’re fucked if you’re ugly. Don’t worry, quite a bunch of us Asian men are considered ugly in most cultures dictionaries. Blame your ancestors for having eyes the size of their dicks.
Symmetry, well you’re kinda fucked too if you’re short. But no fear either! Loads of Asians are short anyway, and we’ll probably lose out to how attractive the white men can be to the Asian women. FUCK them whites taking our weemins away in droves!
V-shaped torso, YOU CAN CHANGE! If you look like this
There is still hope! Hit the gym now!
Genitals. Well that one a bit hard, but they’ll never find out about how tiny your penis is till it’s too late. 
However, genetically women are attracted to bigger penises because it gives them a perception that you’re better at reproducing. Back to hormone study 101!
Height and posture. Well height, you’re also at the losing end if you’re short but posture can be fixed. Find a good personal trainer (me) and perhaps you have a chance in life.
Hairiness. Go shave. Go laser. Do something.
There you have it! Some reasons why you’re still single. With a personal trainer, you could probably achieve your need for relationship soon!
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Ahh well, I’m a woman but I like Option B. And I tend to go for hairy men. Not too hairy of course. No hair on your back and butt please. But otherwise it’s pretty much a bonus.
But I’m just one woman.
Oh one more thing.. being tall is a bonus as well.